Check Your Foot Work

I once laughed at one of my guy friends when he got hella mad at a girl for scuffing his pearly white Air Force 1′s with her stilettos. Big mistake. Ladies, watch where you’re walking while drunk because homies don’t play that!

Now all you sneaker heads can clean the tramp off your shoes while being eco-friendly by using the freshness known as the Jason Markk Premium Sneaker Cleaner.

Read what Jason Markk said when asked on Sneaker Files how much research and development went into the production of his special concoction.

With my team of chemists, we set out to engineer a cleaning solution with the sneaker enthusiast in mind. Meaning, we took into consideration several factors that were important to that of a sneaker enthusiast. Factors such as types of common stains, application on various materials, various types of soil conditions, yellowing, etc., but most important was making the solution effective and safe to use. We went round after round after round of R&D and finally created a precise formula that is 98.3% natural, does not contain any harsh abrasives or chemicals, is completely biodegradable, is safe to use on all colors and materials, and is super effective.

JM and his little team of chemists just won major granola brownie points in my book.

I wonder if it will get the Long Island Ice Tea off my vintage heels that the Affliction shirt tool spilled on them last night? I’m sure anything that comes in a box with Koi fish on it is going to work wonders.

Posted by thuy