I Don’t Want No Scrub

Ever been done dirty by the man you spent x amount of years with, thinking he was “the one,” only to have him tell you, he’s not, or even worse, a cheating ass busta that slipped up one day and left his blackberry out while showering? Well, before you grab the matches and lighter fluid to pull a Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, grab your camera instead, along with everything he’s ever given to you and put that ish up for sale on this site, Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.

It’s kind of like ebay but with each posting the scorned ex writes a description of her unfortunate circumstance and some of them are pretty damn hilarious. You can sell or trade rings, watches, bags and other random things, there’s even a category named ‘gifts that should have been jewelry.’ It’s the perfect recycling method for that promise ring or Gucci purse, that will surely remind you of him every time you see it. Just make sure it’s not a Canal Street bootleg that he got for you on that supposed business trip he took on that weekend you couldn’t get a hold of him.

Posted by thuy