The World Needs A Stiff One Right About Now

Is all of this news of the economic meltdown and John McCain dipping out on the upcoming presidential debate getting you down in the dumps? If so, you may want to track down the Makers Mark- Rock the Vote bus tour and get yourself one five of these limited edition, triple-dipped Maker’s Mark bottles, made to remind people to register to vote.

After you get your stash, come over to my place. We’ll peel off that non-biodegradable triple dipped wax, break out the ice and drink to our hearts content. I’ll switch off CNN so we can watch reruns of Absolutely Fabulous and laugh ourselves into oblivion. Once we’re nice and drunk and feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, we can drift off to sleep and dream of a better world.

Preferably one without global warming, animal cruelty and all this f*ckery going on in the politickin’ game.

Posted by thuy